C.L.I. 'Fart-Baloney'

*Sounds of farting from Zarah*

Zarah: .... I think I need more beans.... Oh wait--I got one!

*A tiny fart*

Zarah: Damn.

*Eats more beans*

Zarah: UGNH!!! Neeee-YAAHHH!!!!

*RIPS A HUGE FART*
*BLRRRRTTT!!!*
*Dead bird fell from the sky*

Bird: X X
Zarah: YEAH!!! Naw who's da' man?!!
Aldermar: I think you need to stop.
Zarah: Why?
Aldermar: Well.... Everyone's choking from your fart for.... how long was it?
Luke: Holy shit!! He ripped a huge fart for 6 hours straight!! AW MAN!!
Aldermar: That would explain why the can exploded for no reason.
Zarah: Fart rulz!! X3
Denji: Just what is going on?! And why is everything smells like shit around here?!!

*Zarah whistles* >.>

Denji: Very funny, Zarah. It's your mess and you have to clean it up! Now move it!

*Zarah does Rocket Fart*

Zarah: SUCKAS!!! XD

*Does sonic fart*
*Made plane exploded because of the heated engines*

Aldermar: Fart frenzy. What next?
Luke: Only one thing to do....

*Luke acts like a angry chimpanzee*
Luke: AAH, AHH, AHH, Ooo, Ooo, AAH, AHH!!! @(T_T)@
Aldermar: Luke, that's not helping.
Luke: WHOOOOOOO CAAAARES?!!!! ME WANT BANANAS BUT THERE AREN'T ANY!!! DX<
Aldermar: I am taking Luke to the therapist.
Denji: Ahem.
Aldermar: Yes?
Denji: Zarah needs therapy, too.
Aldermar: Right. But how do we get him back?
Denji: What does the "Cookie Monster" like?
Aldermar: Cook--Wait, you're a genius!
Denji: About time, too.
Aldermar: Let's bake a giant mooing cookie!
Denji: --You're kidding me, right? T_T'
Aldermar: Ever heard of a mooing cookie?
Denji: No. Let's get to baking.

~In the Kitchen~

Denji: Who knows how to make a cookie?
Aldermar: I don't.
Denji: Luke, what about you? Do you know?
Luke: Nope. Mine's just taste like shit.

*Denji sighs*

Denji: Then who knows how to make one?
Sarah: I do!
Aldermar: Sarah! You know how, right?
Sarah: Sure, I love baking with my mom. What's it for?
Denji: To attract Zarah.
Sarah: Uh-huh.... Now I see why.... Alright, lets get to baking!

~20 Minutes Later~

Zarah: I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!!

*FART CANON THAT LASTS FOR 5 MINUTES LONG*

Zarah: Yeah! I pwns you all!! ^_^

*Approaching to Zarah*

Denji: Zarah! We have a surprise for you!
Zarah: WHAT?!! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY ALREADY?!!
Denji: No.... Look!
Zarah: Kah.... O_O

*Zarah stares a giant cookie*

Zarah: Ah, I, ah, um, bwah, wuh, bweewewelee--Is that for me?!!
Sarah: Yep. It's all yours. Unless you stop all that farting.
Zarah: Fine.... MINE!!!

*Dashes right for the giant cookie*
*Hugs it*

Zarah: YAY!!! IT'S MINE--
*MOO!!!!*
Zarah: THIS COOKIE IS ALIVE!!!! AHHHH!!!! O_O

*Runs away*

Aldermar: Eheheh.... I guess that was a bad idea then.
Sarah: Nope. I just find it plain funny. That's my brother alright. I love my funny brother. He even stopped me crying since I was 3. ^-^
Denji: How sweet. And you love that idiot that much?
Sarah: He may be an idiot but I still love him.
Luke: Who ever heard a girl in love with an idiot?! That's just--WEIRD!!
Aldermar: You're weird.
Luke: No u.
Aldermar: No u.
Luke: No u.
Aldermar: SHADDAP, GADDAMNIT!!!

*Slams Luke with a keyboard*

Luke: Why you--

*Slams Aldermar with a piano*

Aldermar: Okay, you asked for it!!

*Slams Luke with a nuclear bomb*
*BOOM!!!!*

Luke: OH YEAH?!! TAKE THIS!!

*Slams Aldermar with Ho Jin*
Ho Jin: WHAA!!!
Aldermar: Oof! GIT OFF OF ME BASTARD!!

*Kicks Ho Jin off*
Ho Jin: Dah!

*Random fight*

Denji: Fools will always be fools. I'm leaving.
Sarah: Okay, you take care, Denji.
Ho Jin: I'm.... Okay....

*Ho Jin faints*

~An hour later*

Zarah: MAH COOKIE!!!

*MOO!!*

Zarah: AHH!!! IT'S STILL ALIVE!!

*Runs away*
*Comes back*

Zarah: Mine!
*MOO!*
Zarah: AHH!!!
*Comes back*
Zarah: Mine?
*MOO!!*
Zarah: AHH!!!
*Runs way*

~END?~ o_o {Hah?)