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C.L.I. 'Boom goes the Key'

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Seung > Sits on a chair

Seung "Man, this is a total drag.... Why can't I go on videogames instead?"
Mr. Nubuo "Because you have work to do."
Seung "I'm too lazy to do this crap." >.>
Mr. Nubuo "No you're not. And you're the only one here working in here."

Ho Jin > Crashes through wall

Ho Jin "HELLO EVERYBODY!! PUT YOUR HANDS UP IF YOU WANNA PLAY SOME GAMES!!!"

Everyone > Put their hands up

Ho Jin "CONGRATULATIONS!! HERE YOU GO!!"
Ho Jin > Throws 10g of videogames"
Mr. Nubuo > Gets thrown out the window
Mr Nubuo "WAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
C R A S H
Ho Jin "I'M NOT SORRY!! SEE YA' SUCKAS!!!" XP
Ho Jin > Laughs and leaves

Seung > Sat there blank o_o
Seung "Yo, Zarah, pass me the friggin' Gameboy Advance."
Zarah "Whazat? Is that a boy on games?"
Seung "No, it's a handheld, dummy."
Zarah "Ooh... I must hold it in mah hands..."

Zarah > Holds GBA in his hands > Saint Music plays 'Hallelujah'
Aldermar > Picks up Wii

Aldermar "Inguscar, brawl?"
Inguscar "Bring it on..."

Aldermar & Inguscar > Stares each other > Pressing buttons like mad > On pressure > Wii explodes

Luke "Oh my fucking god! You blew up the Wii!"
Aldermar "Yay! I always wanted to blow up a Wii--Oops, you didn't hear that from me." >.>
Inguscar "I heard it from you 'loud and clear' alright."
Ho Jin "THAT'S OKAY!! HERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!"

Ho Jin > Throws Wii at Aldermar

Aldermar "Ouch!"
Ho Jin "I'M NOT SORRY!! SUCKAS!!" XP
Ho Jin > Laughs and leaves

Seung "I hate this keyboard.... I hate this keyboard so much that I... I...."
Luke "He's gonna blow!!!"
Zarah "WHERE'S MY BEANS!!!! AHA!!! DONKEY KONG STOLE THEM!!! GIMMIE MY BEANS YOU RETARD!!!!" DX<

Zarah > Shakes TV for no reason

Luke "Zarah has no mind for technology does he?"
Zarah "I HATE TECHNOLOGY--Wait--What's technology?"
Aldermar "It's a eletronic device, machine, or whatever it is. I dunno."
Zarah "Oh... Uh.... DONKEY KONG GIMMIE BACK MY BEANS!!!!"
Seung "I hate this keyboard.... So much.... Oh shit... Oh shit..."
Luke "What???"

Seung & Luke > Listens to Spongebob Ripped Pants song

Luke "OMG!!! HE RIPPED HIS PANTS!!!"
Seung "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!"

S C R E A M S

~TO BE CONTINUED~
C.L.I. VOL. 18 (P1)

:typerhappy: Oh there goes my keyboard again! I'm so happy!
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